By the power of Grayskull!

So we were hearing about how Sir Lunch-A-Lot's-girlfriends-best friend tried to kill herself. We will call his girlfriend "LaQuisha". Here ladies and gentlemen is what Sir Lunch-A-Lot had to say:

"LaQuisha's best friend tried to kill herself in jail last night. She is pretty much brain dead on life support. Her husband is in jail too, so the doctors cant make any decisions because her husband has power of eternity."

Holy donkey crap he is dumb. Pretty sure he meant "Power of Attorney"