HUH?

Sir Lunch-A-Lot was talking about how he had to lay some sod in his backyard over the weekend. Here once again ladies and gentlemen is what Sir Lunch-A-Lot had to say:

"I ordered 1200 square feet of sod, how much do you think that will cover?"

WTF???????

The Three Tenors are a great Duo!

So Sir Lunch-A-Lot and a few of us were sitting around talking about our lunches. Sir Lunch-A-Lot turned to one of our co-workers we will call "Jahova". Here ladies and gentlemen is what Sir Lunch-A-Lot in all of his majestic glory had to say:

Sir Lunch-A-Lot: "Jahova what did you get to eat at subway?"

Jahova: "It was a new sandwich. I don't know what it was called."

Sir Lunch-A-Lot: "Did it have meat on it?"

Jahova: "Yes, four different kinds."

Sir Lunch-A-Lot: "Huh? It must have been the cold cut TRIO!!!"

WOW!!! We try and make it a point to never correct this guy because he will continue to say the same thing over and over and just make himself seem dumber and dumberer, but i just couldn't help myself. I said "oh wise and powerful Sir Lunch-A-Lot, I am but a humble servant, but I'm pretty sure Trio means 3. Since there was 4 different meats it was more like a quad."

By the power of Grayskull!

So we were hearing about how Sir Lunch-A-Lot's-girlfriends-best friend tried to kill herself. We will call his girlfriend "LaQuisha". Here ladies and gentlemen is what Sir Lunch-A-Lot had to say:

"LaQuisha's best friend tried to kill herself in jail last night. She is pretty much brain dead on life support. Her husband is in jail too, so the doctors cant make any decisions because her husband has power of eternity."

Holy donkey crap he is dumb. Pretty sure he meant "Power of Attorney"

Pops is a baller!!

We were having a conversation about our families and how well off some of them are. Here is what Sir Lunch-A-Lot said:

"My pops and step mom are very well off. My dad makes $80000 a year, my stepmom makes $80000 a year, thats over $180000 a year between the two of them."

Seriously?